I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
"You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock."
in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
imperfectiondoneperfectly alwaysbeyourself14 thesecottonsocks perdueantonio
I love this website
😲😱😳😖 now that’s kinda nasty