Don't be like the rest, darling

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
samcannon:

"You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock." 

samcannon:

"You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock." 

tigermisu:

 in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old

thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

imperfectiondoneperfectly:

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commanderastacio:

I love this website

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